Due to the incredible dangers that a slight drizzle can create, school has been cancelled across Forsyth County, resulting in a potent desire to sleep all day and the horrid task of snow-day assignments. Here are some tips to keep in mind while you complete them:

• Before turning in grades, do your best to reverse the years of lackadaisical study habits that you’ve grown accustom to.
• Taking a few minutes to make a snack is a great way to procrastinate more than you already will.
• Doing it right away can damage your schedule; that’s for future you to worry about.
• Pace yourself and take a five-minute break for every question you answer.
• Be sure to have a hot beverage at all times.
• Stay tech-savvy by looking up literally every answer on the Internet.
• As much as possible, try avoiding the school system.
• If all else fails, drop out.