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The Lambert Post

The student news site of Lambert High School

The Lambert Post

The student news site of Lambert High School

The Lambert Post

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“Sluggish But Sleek: The New Mascot at Lambert High”

NATALIE OGDEN, News Editor April 10, 2023

In a surprising move, Lambert High School has announced the changing of its mascot from the Longhorns to the Slugs. The decision was made after months of discussion and a vote by the student body. According...

Why the Em Dash Not Being Easily Accessible on the Keyboard is a Crime Against Humanity and Anyone Arguing Otherwise Deserves the Penalty of Death (SATIRE)

Aaron Hsu, News Section Editor February 26, 2020

The em dash (—)  is a commonly used punctuation with many everyday applications, but it fails to find itself represented on your typical keyboard layout. Even on mobile phone keyboards, with their 2...

As college approaches its time for seniors to look back at the school thats prepared them for these next four years.

Which Buzzfeed video series are you based on your Lambert opinions?

Emma North, Nethra Pillai, and Allie Tatoy January 25, 2018
According to your nonsensical opinions about high school that don't reflect your personality at all, find out which completely, totally, 100% original Buzzfeed series you are, which ultimately only reflects the amount of time you spent procrastinating for your science quiz.
Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors

Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors

Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer May 1, 2017

It’s been a triumphant four years for seniors. When you look around, it is clear that the Class of 2017 dominates the school. The knowledge accumulated over the course of their illustrious high school...

Prom shoes are seen for thirty seconds for a quick picture then hidden under the dresses again.

Girl plans for prom months in advance

Ansley Mitchell, Staff Writer April 1, 2017

“This is it. This is the one,” said Sarah, cladded in sequins. She looked at her mother, who was practically in tears over the thousand-dollar prom dress. “Sure, honey. Let me call the bank real...

A disappointed mother struggles to decide how to punish her rebellious 18-year-old.

Student legally becomes an adult, trumps parents’ rules

Madeline Laguaite, Features Editor March 9, 2016

Senior Lauren Johnson recently turned 18 and has decided that, because she had a birthday yesterday, she doesn't have to abide by her parents' rules. Like many students in the area, Johnson doesn't pay...

After being nominated and snubbed by the Academy Awards four times, Leonardo DiCaprio has finally won and Oscar. The world looks back on his time without that little golden statue.

In Meme-oriam: Remembering the life of the Leo-has-never-won-an-Oscar meme

Jordan Meaker, Editor-in-Chief February 29, 2016

On February 28th, 2016, the world said goodbye to an influential and quality meme that proved to be hilarious and persistent for many years: sad, Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio. While fans cheered for Leo...

Lambert Swim & Dive take victory lap across the Atlantic Ocean

February 10, 2016

After the sweeping victory at the Georgia State Swimming Championship, the Lambert Swim & Dive team decided to take a victory lap through the diameter of the wind-swept and frigid Atlantic Ocean. The lap,...

Disappointed teacher runs out of ideas to increase student participation

February 9, 2016

Growing evermore depressed by the student’s apathy towards his lesson, local Social Studies teacher Every Thompson told the Red Onion this Monday that he didn’t know what else he could do to encourage...

Local freshman believes that her opinion is more valid than everyone else’s

January 27, 2016

Finding issues with fellow students, faculty, and generally everything that she disagrees with, Sarah Eldmenn, a freshman who became active on social media platforms Twitter and Tumblr this holiday season,...

The life source that helped us make it through the winter. Eggs, bread, and milk

Georgia’s Dooms Day: the one-day saga

Nusaybah Smith, Associate Editor January 27, 2016

With Georgia Doom’s Day among us, snow dusted the yards of our suburban homes and iced over the pavement of our shrubbery-lined walkways… the perils of slipping has been upon us. The other day, during...

Helpful tips on snow day assignments

January 23, 2016

Due to the incredible dangers that a slight drizzle can create, school has been cancelled across Forsyth County, resulting in a potent desire to sleep all day and the horrid task of snow-day assignments....

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