School to begin sneaking snacks into vending machine when Michelle Obama isn’t looking
Jordan Meaker, Editor-in-Chief
November 11, 2015
While students are delighted to see the reappearance of tastier snacks in the school vending machines, the truth is that the administrators are playing a dangerous game. Reinstating chocolate and sugary snacks such as Muddy Buddies, chocolate pretzels, and Pop Tarts is no easy task, revealed a vending...
Study finds that students quit band when they discover music streaming
Riley Findley, Opinions Editor
October 27, 2015
Noting that participation in marching band has fallen significantly in upperclassmen, a study published by the Red Onion has found that interest in marching band continues to decline as more teenagers discover Spotify. According to the study, many students were in marching band purely to listen to the...
Local teacher expresses annoyance with student questions
Riley Findley, Opinions Editor
October 21, 2015
Describing these instances as periods of intense anguish and annoyance, the local teacher told reporters at the Red Onion that she has been pestered with educational inquiries for the entirety of her teaching career. “Generally the students are rather apathetic, but every now and then one has the audacity...
Ann Ding, Resident Artist
May 19, 2018
This is it readers! Thank you all so much for sticking with the series and dropping in every now and then. It is time for the work to come to a close as I will be heading...
Elizabeth Findley, Editor-In-Chief
May 7, 2018
“I intern four days a week at a mental and allied health clinic. One day a week at the mental health side and three days a week at allied health, allied health being physical...
