The Lambert Post

White House unveils drastic new immigration measures

The Grand Hall of Ellis Island will be much busier now sending Americans back to their European countries of origin.

Colin Masterson, Sports Editor

February 2, 2017

In a historically unprecedented move, the White House announced a new Executive Order that would take immigration measures to new extremes. In an effort to homogenize the national makeup once and for all, the order, expected to be signed by President Trump by the end of the week, declares that anyone...