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New prospect logo for Lambert High School, Courtesy of Lambert High School Staff.

“Sluggish But Sleek: The New Mascot at Lambert High”

NATALIE OGDEN, News Editor April 10, 2023

In a surprising move, Lambert High School has announced the changing of its mascot from the Longhorns to the Slugs. The decision was made after months of discussion and a vote by the student body. According...

As college approaches it's time for seniors to look back at the school that's prepared them for these next four years.

Which Buzzfeed video series are you based on your Lambert opinions?

Emma North, Nethra Pillai, and Allie Tatoy January 25, 2018
According to your nonsensical opinions about high school that don't reflect your personality at all, find out which completely, totally, 100% original Buzzfeed series you are, which ultimately only reflects the amount of time you spent procrastinating for your science quiz.
The Parthenon of Books, a replica of the Greek Parthenon made with over 100,000 banned books, that was displayed behind the Fridericianum museum, a former library that was the site of a 1933 ███ book burning. 
This installation was part of a German art festival organized to stand for the free circulation of ideas and knowledge. 

Photo by Heinz Bunse, published July 15, 2017, Some rights reserved, license link: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/,
Original link of work: https://www.flickr.com/photos/buffo400/35972599702/in/photolist-WNLYCf-5vRDJF-4z5AY2-9EKZEo-7UWHnT-8GLYig-adXdS4-5i34i4-fnVJ7t-5eTZai-6yhLEr-4z9LEf-ktgakx-kAfeef-ciLT1h-8DTTGG-58tXBb-4Rw5kL-24y96R-57s4HN-cjf8xs-dVy7PS-ZCuX5H-51mjSz-e47moD-4z9NVY-idkfLv-4z5xaM-4z9LTQ-eTjc1W-caR8tq-5Xbgm2-6RbFko-5wx88t-87b8gN-7QR7pg-8A7L1v-ecAEyh-6BzSc1-bmHxE1-UkkaAW-4CCpY6-71ZSKY-kAdkcH-6fSSyE-TYP63D-7k6Kmu-7U9YpL-61pcSS-7SBYUk

C*ns*rsh*p: ██████████

Jennifer Zhao, Staff writer November 30, 2017

Censorship - the ████████ of words, images, or ideas that are considered ██████ - has often been associated with ████████. While the government isn’t exactly...

Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors

Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors

Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer May 1, 2017

It’s been a triumphant four years for seniors. When you look around, it is clear that the Class of 2017 dominates the school. The knowledge accumulated over the course of their illustrious high school...

Photo by Greg Younger, taken on June 28, 2008, Some rights reserved, (license link) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode , (original link to work) https://www.flickr.com/photos/gregor_y/2616847017/in/photolist-4Zf2s2

Don’t call it a comeback, the Powder Blue Tux been here for years

Nick Schwarzmann, Staff Writer April 5, 2017

For years, the Prom fashion scene has been dominated by beautiful girls in beautiful dresses, while their dates, if they go with a boy, are expected to match their ties and pocket squares with the color...

Prom shoes are seen for thirty seconds for a quick picture then hidden under the dresses again.

Girl plans for prom months in advance

Ansley Mitchell, Staff Writer April 1, 2017

“This is it. This is the one,” said Sarah, cladded in sequins. She looked at her mother, who was practically in tears over the thousand-dollar prom dress. “Sure, honey. Let me call the bank real...

The Grand Hall of Ellis Island will be much busier now sending Americans back to their European countries of origin.

White House unveils drastic new immigration measures

Colin Masterson, Sports Editor February 2, 2017

In a historically unprecedented move, the White House announced a new Executive Order that would take immigration measures to new extremes. In an effort to homogenize the national makeup once and for all,...

ACT books are old news and too cheap

ACT finds more spent on tutoring, the better the scores

Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer January 23, 2017

The ACT announced that, along with partner study schools, the most successful students usually pay from $300 to $500 for extra tutoring. While most people find the fees for taking the actual test to...

white lights ruin the Christmas spirit

The lightmare before Christmas

Bryan McKnight, Staff Writer December 15, 2016

With Christmas right around the corner, it’s time to address a serious issue in American Society.  White Christmas lights have been flooding the streets and homes of the suburban populous for years...

The freshmen crowd looks onto the pep rally trying to set an example of how to be cool.

Lambert freshmen experience first high school events

September 15, 2016

The lone freshman looked around the screaming gym, searching for an example on how to act. His first real school event can appear daunting. He carried apprehension to fully embrace his inner school spirit....

"Achieving More" means sacrifice.

SAT Establishes “No Breathing” Policy

SungMin Park, Staff Writer May 17, 2016

Among the changes that came with the New SAT, the College Board is most excited to implement its “No Breathing” policy.   “Once we have tried this new initiative, we believe that by now...

A disappointed mother struggles to decide how to punish her rebellious 18-year-old.

Student legally becomes an adult, trumps parents’ rules

Madeline Laguaite, Features Editor March 9, 2016

Senior Lauren Johnson recently turned 18 and has decided that, because she had a birthday yesterday, she doesn't have to abide by her parents' rules. Like many students in the area, Johnson doesn't pay...

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