In a surprising move, Lambert High School has announced the changing of its mascot from the Longhorns to the Slugs. The decision was made after months of discussion and a vote by the student body. According...
Aaron Hsu, News Section Editor
• February 26, 2020
The em dash (—) is a commonly used punctuation with many everyday applications, but it fails to find itself represented on your typical keyboard layout. Even on mobile phone keyboards, with their 2...
According to your nonsensical opinions about high school that don't reflect your personality at all, find out which completely, totally, 100% original Buzzfeed series you are, which ultimately only reflects the amount of time you spent procrastinating for your science quiz.
It’s been a triumphant four years for seniors. When you look around, it is clear that the Class of 2017 dominates the school. The knowledge accumulated over the course of their illustrious high school...
“This is it. This is the one,” said Sarah, cladded in sequins. She looked at her mother, who was practically in tears over the thousand-dollar prom dress. “Sure, honey. Let me call the bank real...
Senior Lauren Johnson recently turned 18 and has decided that, because she had a birthday yesterday, she doesn't have to abide by her parents' rules. Like many students in the area, Johnson doesn't pay...
On February 28th, 2016, the world said goodbye to an influential and quality meme that proved to be hilarious and persistent for many years: sad, Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio. While fans cheered for Leo...
After the sweeping victory at the Georgia State Swimming Championship, the Lambert Swim & Dive team decided to take a victory lap through the diameter of the wind-swept and frigid Atlantic Ocean. The lap,...
Growing evermore depressed by the student’s apathy towards his lesson, local Social Studies teacher Every Thompson told the Red Onion this Monday that he didn’t know what else he could do to encourage...
Finding issues with fellow students, faculty, and generally everything that she disagrees with, Sarah Eldmenn, a freshman who became active on social media platforms Twitter and Tumblr this holiday season,...
With Georgia Doom’s Day among us, snow dusted the yards of our suburban homes and iced over the pavement of our shrubbery-lined walkways… the perils of slipping has been upon us. The other day, during...
Due to the incredible dangers that a slight drizzle can create, school has been cancelled across Forsyth County, resulting in a potent desire to sleep all day and the horrid task of snow-day assignments....
