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Why the Em Dash Not Being Easily Accessible on the Keyboard is a Crime Against Humanity and Anyone Arguing Otherwise Deserves the Penalty of Death (SATIRE)

Aaron Hsu, News Section Editor February 26, 2020

The em dash (—)  is a commonly used punctuation with many everyday applications, but it fails to find itself represented on your typical keyboard layout. Even on mobile phone keyboards, with their 2...

As college approaches it's time for seniors to look back at the school that's prepared them for these next four years.

Which Buzzfeed video series are you based on your Lambert opinions?

Emma North, Nethra Pillai, and Allie Tatoy January 25, 2018
According to your nonsensical opinions about high school that don't reflect your personality at all, find out which completely, totally, 100% original Buzzfeed series you are, which ultimately only reflects the amount of time you spent procrastinating for your science quiz.
Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors

Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors

Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer May 1, 2017

It’s been a triumphant four years for seniors. When you look around, it is clear that the Class of 2017 dominates the school. The knowledge accumulated over the course of their illustrious high school...

Prom shoes are seen for thirty seconds for a quick picture then hidden under the dresses again.

Girl plans for prom months in advance

Ansley Mitchell, Staff Writer April 1, 2017

“This is it. This is the one,” said Sarah, cladded in sequins. She looked at her mother, who was practically in tears over the thousand-dollar prom dress. “Sure, honey. Let me call the bank real...

Valentine's lovers experience turmoil

Valentine’s lovers experience turmoil

Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer February 10, 2017

On February 14, love is in the air everywhere you walk. The roses bud and the chocolates flow. The restaurants fill and gifts are purchased. Valentine’s Day is a staple of the American life where romanticism...

A disappointed mother struggles to decide how to punish her rebellious 18-year-old.

Student legally becomes an adult, trumps parents’ rules

Madeline Laguaite, Features Editor March 9, 2016

Senior Lauren Johnson recently turned 18 and has decided that, because she had a birthday yesterday, she doesn't have to abide by her parents' rules. Like many students in the area, Johnson doesn't pay...

After being nominated and snubbed by the Academy Awards four times, Leonardo DiCaprio has finally won and Oscar. The world looks back on his time without that little golden statue.

In Meme-oriam: Remembering the life of the Leo-has-never-won-an-Oscar meme

Jordan Meaker, Editor-in-Chief February 29, 2016

On February 28th, 2016, the world said goodbye to an influential and quality meme that proved to be hilarious and persistent for many years: sad, Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio. While fans cheered for Leo...

The sun sets on those brave young souls who attempted to celebrate their triumph.

Lambert Swim & Dive take victory lap across the Atlantic Ocean

Riley Findley February 10, 2016

After the sweeping victory at the Georgia State Swimming Championship, the Lambert Swim & Dive team decided to take a victory lap through the diameter of the wind-swept and frigid Atlantic Ocean. The lap,...

Math teacher finds himself questioning every life decision he ever made at this school.

Disappointed teacher runs out of ideas to increase student participation

Riley Findley February 9, 2016

Growing evermore depressed by the student’s apathy towards his lesson, local Social Studies teacher Every Thompson told the Red Onion this Monday that he didn’t know what else he could do to encourage...

Student dares to share her opinion with everyone. No matter how little they care.

Local freshman believes that her opinion is more valid than everyone else’s

Riley Findley, Opinions Editor January 27, 2016

Finding issues with fellow students, faculty, and generally everything that she disagrees with, Sarah Eldmenn, a freshman who became active on social media platforms Twitter and Tumblr this holiday season,...

The life source that helped us make it through the winter. Eggs, bread, and milk

Georgia’s Dooms Day: the one-day saga

Nusaybah Smith, Associate Editor January 27, 2016

With Georgia Doom’s Day among us, snow dusted the yards of our suburban homes and iced over the pavement of our shrubbery-lined walkways… the perils of slipping has been upon us. The other day, during...

All of the beginning tools to get your snow day assignments done.

Helpful tips on snow day assignments

Riley Findley, Opinions Editor January 23, 2016

Due to the incredible dangers that a slight drizzle can create, school has been cancelled across Forsyth County, resulting in a potent desire to sleep all day and the horrid task of snow-day assignments....

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