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Why the Em Dash Not Being Easily Accessible on the Keyboard is a Crime Against Humanity and Anyone Arguing Otherwise Deserves the Penalty of Death (SATIRE)

Aaron Hsu, News Section Editor

February 26, 2020

The em dash (—)  is a commonly used punctuation with many everyday applications, but it fails to find itself represented on your typical keyboard layout. Even on mobile phone keyboards, with their 2 page punctuation section, the em dash fails to be included. With all the versatile uses of the em da...

Which Buzzfeed video series are you based on your Lambert opinions?

As college approaches it's time for seniors to look back at the school that's prepared them for these next four years.

Emma North, Nethra Pillai, and Allie Tatoy

January 25, 2018

According to your nonsensical opinions about high school that don't reflect your personality at all, find out which completely, totally, 100% original Buzzfeed series you are, which ultimately only reflects the amount of time you spent procrastinating for your science quiz.

Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors

Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors

Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer

May 1, 2017

It’s been a triumphant four years for seniors. When you look around, it is clear that the Class of 2017 dominates the school. The knowledge accumulated over the course of their illustrious high school careers, it is, quite frankly, selfish for us to not share with our predecessors. So, as the underclassmen...

Girl plans for prom months in advance

Prom shoes are seen for thirty seconds for a quick picture then hidden under the dresses again.

Ansley Mitchell, Staff Writer

April 1, 2017

“This is it. This is the one,” said Sarah, cladded in sequins. She looked at her mother, who was practically in tears over the thousand-dollar prom dress. “Sure, honey. Let me call the bank real quick to get a loan,” her mother stammered. “Are you sure you won’t change your mind? There’s...

Valentine’s lovers experience turmoil

Valentine's lovers experience turmoil

Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer

February 10, 2017

On February 14, love is in the air everywhere you walk. The roses bud and the chocolates flow. The restaurants fill and gifts are purchased. Valentine’s Day is a staple of the American life where romanticism manifests in the purest way possible, and the couples in the middle of the Lambert High School...

Student legally becomes an adult, trumps parents’ rules

A disappointed mother struggles to decide how to punish her rebellious 18-year-old.

Madeline Laguaite, Features Editor

March 9, 2016

Senior Lauren Johnson recently turned 18 and has decided that, because she had a birthday yesterday, she doesn't have to abide by her parents' rules. Like many students in the area, Johnson doesn't pay for the gas in her car, nor the bill for her iPhone 6S; her parents do. Still, when her parents politely...

In Meme-oriam: Remembering the life of the Leo-has-never-won-an-Oscar meme

After being nominated and snubbed by the Academy Awards four times, Leonardo DiCaprio has finally won and Oscar. The world looks back on his time without that little golden statue.

Jordan Meaker, Editor-in-Chief

February 29, 2016

On February 28th, 2016, the world said goodbye to an influential and quality meme that proved to be hilarious and persistent for many years: sad, Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio. While fans cheered for Leo as he accepted his award for best actor for his starring role in The Revenant, many couldn’t sup...

Lambert Swim & Dive take victory lap across the Atlantic Ocean

The sun sets on those brave young souls who attempted to celebrate their triumph.

Riley Findley

February 10, 2016

After the sweeping victory at the Georgia State Swimming Championship, the Lambert Swim & Dive team decided to take a victory lap through the diameter of the wind-swept and frigid Atlantic Ocean. The lap, which began a mere twenty four hours after the victory this past weekend, is determined to conclude...

Disappointed teacher runs out of ideas to increase student participation

Math teacher finds himself questioning every life decision he ever made at this school.

Riley Findley

February 9, 2016

Growing evermore depressed by the student’s apathy towards his lesson, local Social Studies teacher Every Thompson told the Red Onion this Monday that he didn’t know what else he could do to encourage student participation. “I’ve tried playing videos, encouraging group debate, and even pulling...

Local freshman believes that her opinion is more valid than everyone else’s

Student dares to share her opinion with everyone. No matter how little they care.

Riley Findley, Opinions Editor

January 27, 2016

Finding issues with fellow students, faculty, and generally everything that she disagrees with, Sarah Eldmenn, a freshman who became active on social media platforms Twitter and Tumblr this holiday season, has taken it upon herself to talk down to everyone she encounters. “I’m okay with people having...

Georgia’s Dooms Day: the one-day saga

The life source that helped us make it through the winter. Eggs, bread, and milk

Nusaybah Smith, Associate Editor

January 27, 2016

With Georgia Doom’s Day among us, snow dusted the yards of our suburban homes and iced over the pavement of our shrubbery-lined walkways… the perils of slipping has been upon us. The other day, during the uni-ice-pocalypse, I faced many traumatizing near-death experiences. From lack of sleep due...

Helpful tips on snow day assignments

All of the beginning tools to get your snow day assignments done.

Riley Findley, Opinions Editor

January 23, 2016

Due to the incredible dangers that a slight drizzle can create, school has been cancelled across Forsyth County, resulting in a potent desire to sleep all day and the horrid task of snow-day assignments. Here are some tips to keep in mind while you complete them: Before turning in grades, do your best ...