Why the Em Dash Not Being Easily Accessible on the Keyboard is a Crime Against Humanity and Anyone Arguing Otherwise Deserves the Penalty of Death (SATIRE)
Aaron Hsu, News Section Editor
February 26, 2020
The em dash (—) is a commonly used punctuation with many everyday applications, but it fails to find itself represented on your typical keyboard layout. Even on mobile phone keyboards, with their 2 page punctuation section, the em dash fails to be included. With all the versatile uses of the em da...
Which Buzzfeed video series are you based on your Lambert opinions?
Emma North, Nethra Pillai, and Allie Tatoy
January 25, 2018
According to your nonsensical opinions about high school that don't reflect your personality at all, find out which completely, totally, 100% original Buzzfeed series you are, which ultimately only reflects the amount of time you spent procrastinating for your science quiz.
Top advice to underclassmen from Seniors
Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer
May 1, 2017
It’s been a triumphant four years for seniors. When you look around, it is clear that the Class of 2017 dominates the school. The knowledge accumulated over the course of their illustrious high school careers, it is, quite frankly, selfish for us to not share with our predecessors. So, as the underclassmen...
Girl plans for prom months in advance
Ansley Mitchell, Staff Writer
April 1, 2017
“This is it. This is the one,” said Sarah, cladded in sequins. She looked at her mother, who was practically in tears over the thousand-dollar prom dress. “Sure, honey. Let me call the bank real quick to get a loan,” her mother stammered. “Are you sure you won’t change your mind? There’s...
Valentine’s lovers experience turmoil
Cameron Adamczyk, Staff Writer
February 10, 2017
On February 14, love is in the air everywhere you walk. The roses bud and the chocolates flow. The restaurants fill and gifts are purchased. Valentine’s Day is a staple of the American life where romanticism manifests in the purest way possible, and the couples in the middle of the Lambert High School...
Student legally becomes an adult, trumps parents’ rules
Madeline Laguaite, Features Editor
March 9, 2016
Senior Lauren Johnson recently turned 18 and has decided that, because she had a birthday yesterday, she doesn't have to abide by her parents' rules. Like many students in the area, Johnson doesn't pay for the gas in her car, nor the bill for her iPhone 6S; her parents do. Still, when her parents politely...
In Meme-oriam: Remembering the life of the Leo-has-never-won-an-Oscar meme
Jordan Meaker, Editor-in-Chief
February 29, 2016
On February 28th, 2016, the world said goodbye to an influential and quality meme that proved to be hilarious and persistent for many years: sad, Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio. While fans cheered for Leo as he accepted his award for best actor for his starring role in The Revenant, many couldn’t sup...
Lambert Swim & Dive take victory lap across the Atlantic Ocean
Riley Findley
February 10, 2016
After the sweeping victory at the Georgia State Swimming Championship, the Lambert Swim & Dive team decided to take a victory lap through the diameter of the wind-swept and frigid Atlantic Ocean. The lap, which began a mere twenty four hours after the victory this past weekend, is determined to conclude...
Disappointed teacher runs out of ideas to increase student participation
Riley Findley
February 9, 2016
Growing evermore depressed by the student’s apathy towards his lesson, local Social Studies teacher Every Thompson told the Red Onion this Monday that he didn’t know what else he could do to encourage student participation. “I’ve tried playing videos, encouraging group debate, and even pulling...
Local freshman believes that her opinion is more valid than everyone else’s
Riley Findley, Opinions Editor
January 27, 2016
Finding issues with fellow students, faculty, and generally everything that she disagrees with, Sarah Eldmenn, a freshman who became active on social media platforms Twitter and Tumblr this holiday season, has taken it upon herself to talk down to everyone she encounters. “I’m okay with people having...
Georgia’s Dooms Day: the one-day saga
Nusaybah Smith, Associate Editor
January 27, 2016
With Georgia Doom’s Day among us, snow dusted the yards of our suburban homes and iced over the pavement of our shrubbery-lined walkways… the perils of slipping has been upon us. The other day, during the uni-ice-pocalypse, I faced many traumatizing near-death experiences. From lack of sleep due...
Helpful tips on snow day assignments
Riley Findley, Opinions Editor
January 23, 2016
Due to the incredible dangers that a slight drizzle can create, school has been cancelled across Forsyth County, resulting in a potent desire to sleep all day and the horrid task of snow-day assignments. Here are some tips to keep in mind while you complete them: Before turning in grades, do your best ...
Ann Ding, Resident Artist
May 19, 2018
This is it readers! Thank you all so much for sticking with the series and dropping in every now and then. It is time for the work to come to a close as I will be heading...
Elizabeth Findley, Editor-In-Chief
May 7, 2018
“I intern four days a week at a mental and allied health clinic. One day a week at the mental health side and three days a week at allied health, allied health being physical...
